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THE BEST ART ON SOLANA

THE FUCKING APES IS A COLLECTION OF 1420 NFTS BUILT ON THE SOLANA BLOCKCHAIN. THE ORIGINAL APE PROJECT THAT SPAWNED THE BORED APE YACHT CLUB, DEGENERATIVE APE ACADEMY, AND ALL THE OTHER APE DERIVATIVES. EVERYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE IS 100 PERCENT TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY KINDA TRUE.

THE FUCKING ROADMAP

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END WORLD HUNGER.
END WORLD HUNGER.

WIN WW3.

WIN WW3.

DEFEAT COVID.

DEFEAT COVID.

THE NEW APE ORDER.

THE NEW APE ORDER.

THE FUCKING TEAM

OUR TOTALLY REAL TEAM

RITALIK BUTERIN
THE LONG-LOST BROTHER OF VITALIK BUTERIN, THE CREATOR OF ETHEREUM. RITALIK DECIDED THAT FIXING ETHs FEE ISSUES SEEMED LIKE A LOT OF WORK, SO HE DREW THE APES IN 8 MINUTES INSTEAD.
ELON FUCKING TUSK​
NO RELATION TO ELON MUSK, JUST A COINCIDENCE THEIR NAMES ARE SIMILAR. A BLOCKCHAIN EXPERT WITH NO HANDS ON EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER.
BARRY V
"WE PUT SO MUCH PRESSURE ON OUR YOUNG GENERATION TO PURSUE WORTHLESS DEGREES. LESS SCHOOL, MORE GRATITUDE" - BARRY V

FAFQ

FREQUENTLY ASKED FUCKING QUESTIONS

MINT IS ON MAY 1st BUT WE MIGHT FUCKING MOVE IT. IF YOU MISS THE MINT YOU’RE A FUCKING LOSER.

1420 OF THE MOST PREMIUM NFTs AT .69 SOL A POP.

WE’RE NOT DOXXING. STOP BEING A NOSEY APE AND RESPECT OUR FUCKING PRIVACY. BAYC, A DERIVATIVE OF US, JUST GOT DOXXED AGAINST THEIR WILL THE OTHER DAY. FUCK THOSE PURPLE HAIRED BUZZFEED LOSERS. MAYBE SOME PEOPLE JUST DON’T WANT THEIR HOME ADDRESS PUBLIC FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE.

ALL OF THE STANDARD CHROME EXTENSION WALLETS WILL WORK. DON’T TRY AND BE DIFFERENT THOUGH JUST USE PHANTOM YOU NOOB.

OF COURSE YOU WILL!!

ON SOME REAL SHIT THOUGH THESE MIGHT BE WORTH NOTHING ONE DAY DON’T BE AN IDIOT AND SPEND MONEY YOUR NOT WILLING TO LOSE. ONCE THESE HIT SECONDARY MARKETS WE CAN’T CONTROL THE PRICE. TELL THE PAPERHANDS TO FUCK OFF AND THEN WAGMI. 

THIS PROJECT IS A STATEMENT ON THE CURRENT STATE OF THE SOLANA ECOSYSTEM AND THE NFT ECOSYSTEM IN ITS ENTIRETY. PROBABLY ABOUT 95% OF PROJECTS DROPPING ROADMAPS ARE FULFILLED BY FREELANCERS ON UPWORK BY TEAMS UNDER THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE. PEOPLE ARE RUSHING TO BUY GARBAGE BECAUSE OF ITS IMAGINARY UTILITY. NFT AIRDROPS, A BORING P2E GAME THAT NO ONE WILL PLAY, A WORTHLESS TOKEN, STAKING FOR THAT WORTHLESS TOKEN LOL, THE LIST GOES ON. NONE OF THIS SHIT CREATES REAL VALUE. EVERYONE IS TRYING TO CASH IN ON THE GOLD RUSH. WE’RE THE ONLY PROJECT CALLING IT LIKE IT IS.

THIS PROJECT IS TRYING TO RECREATE THE SUCCESS OF DOGE AND SHIBA BY DOING ONE THING. BEING DIFFERENT. ASK YOURSELF, COULD YOU SEE SOMETHING THIS FUCKING STUPID IN THE TOP 10 ON MAGIC EDEN? WE COULD.

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